Beer ain't dry... it's WET!
We can simply blame this whole thing on "El Niņo."
The coolest, most refreshing malt beverage in history is now in production
at The WETBEER Brewery and you should be seeing it in stores and bars
shortly.
Where's the Beer? you ask?
It will sure be nice to walk into your favorite establishment or party store
and tell 'em... "I'll have a nice, cold, WETBEER!"
If they don't have WETBEER, tell them to "GET WET!"
Then get your hands on a "WET" one, and "WET YOURSELF."
In the meantime, you can get ahead of the rest with some cool WETBEER gear.
"Anatomy" of a WETBEER
WETBEER is an extremely smooth golden lager, brewed and bottled at the WETBEER
Brewery in Cold Spring, MN. It's soft, smooth taste comes from low hop levels, the use of
premium 2-row malts and fresh, cold spring water.
Here's some more "skinny" on WETBEER:
Calories: approx. 150 per 12 oz. serving
Alcohol: 3.6-3.8% alc./wt. 4.2-4.4% alc./vol.
Bitterness: 9-14 BU's (very low)