He decided that the next guy that came in for the job would be hired, no
matter how well he played.

The young gentleman was very arrogant and stated he only played original music.

The lounge owner asked him to play and he played the sweetest song the owner
ever heard. The owner said in amazement,"That is beautiful,What is the name
of that sweet song?"

The player said,"I'll drop my meat biscuit in you love gravy."
The owner didn't like the title, but asked for another song.

The player played a song that brought tears to the owners eyes!
The owner said,"That was so breath taking! What was the name of that
adorable tune?"

The player replied,"Takin' the skin boat to tuna town."
The owner still dislike the title,but hired him anyway!

Friday night when the player began playing the crowd gather and cheered. The
owner looked around at the crowd and noticed the player member had fallen
out while he was playing!

The owner hurried to the stage and whispered, "Do you know your johnson's
hanging over the piano bench?!"

The player shouted "DO I KNOW IT? I WROTE IT!!!!"