The Devil walks into a crowded bar.
When the people see who it is, they all run
out except this one old man.
So the devil walks up to him and says
" Do you know who I am?"
and the old
man sips his beer and answers "yep".
The Devil says "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The old man looks over and says
" I've been married to your sister for 27
years, why the hell should I be scared of you."