Guy goes into a bar, sits down and orders a beer. He drinks it up, pulls something out of his pocket, looks at it, and puts it back.
Bartender asks him if he wants another. Guy says "ya, sure." He drinks the
beer, pulls something out of his pocket, looks at it, and puts it back.
This goes on and on and on...three beers, four beers, five beers, six.
Finally, the bartender asks the guy, "I've just got to know what you're up
to here."
The guy replies, "This is a picture of my wife. When she begins to look
good, I quit drinking beer and go home."