A straight guy walks into a bar and, after about two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. He says to himself, "What the heck, I really need a beer."
When the gay bartender approaches, he asks the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look pal, I'm not into that. All I want is a beer.
The gay bartender says, "I'm sorry, but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. That's our policy, here."
So the customer looks at the man sitting to his left, who is sipping a beer, and asks, "Hey, buddy, what's the name of your penis?"
The gentleman smiles, looks him in the eye and says, "It's Mr. Timex!"
The thirsty customer asks, "Why, 'Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who sipping on a peach margarita, and asks, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The gentleman turns to him and proudly exclaims, "Ford!"
The guy thinks about this, and then asks, "Why, because quality is Job 1?"
The gentleman replies, "No. But let me ask you this, 'Have you driven Ford, lately?'" and winks at the customer.
Even more shaken, the guy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis.
He turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret'. Now, give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why 'Secret?'"
"Because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!"
