A drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers and spilling drinks as he makes his way to the bar. The bartender sees what is going on and is pissed at the drunk.
"Get out of here," says the bartender.
"I gotta go to the baffroom," says the drunk.
"I said get the hell out of here, or I'm going to throw you out," said the bartender.
"I gotta go to the baffroom," says the drunk as he starts to drop his drawers.
"Hold on, hold on," says the bartender. "You can use my bathroom, but after you're done, get the hell out of here."
The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the bathroom. After about 5 minutes, everyone in the bar hears a loud scream. There was dead silence in the bar. Then, another loud scream from the bathroom. The bartender and a couple customers run to the bathroom to see what's up, and there's the drunk sitting down.
"What the hell is going on here?" says the bartender.
"I went, and every time I tried to flush, it crushes my nuts," said the drunk.
"You stupid shit," said the bartender, " you're sitting on my mop bucket!"
