A man and his wife were driving on the highway when the state police pulled him over. The cop approaches the car and asks for license and registration.
The man says: "I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?"
Cop says, "I clocked you doing 75."
The man replies, "there must be a mistake, I was only doing 65.
Just then, the wife pipes in and says, "Oh Harold, you were going at least 80."
Cop says, "I'm also citing you for a broken tail light."
Harold replies, "But officer, I wasn't aware it was out."
The wife chimes in again, " Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months."
Cop says, "I'm also fining you for not wearing your seatbelt."
Harold replies, "But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car."
Wife says, "Oh Harold, you never wear your seatbelt."
Harold erupts, "Listen you dumb *&^%$, shut your !%^@& mouth!!!!"
Cop says, "Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?" Wife replies, "only when he's drunk….."
