Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Irishman is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."

The Irishman begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking beer."

Finally the Irishman says, "I wish to drink beer whenever I want, so make me piss beer."

The Genie grants him his wish.

When the Irishman gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it looks like beer. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like beer. So he takes a taste and it is the best beer he has ever tasted.

The Irishman yells to his wife, "Sinead, Sinead, come quickly!"

She comes running down the hall and the Irishman takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it.

He tells her to drink, it is beer. Sinead is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best beer she, too, has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.

The next night the Irishman comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the beer is excellent and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.

That Friday night comes, and the Irishman comes home and tells his wife, "Sinead grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink beer."

His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The Irishman begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "But Tom Kelly, why do we need only one glass?" Tom Kelly raises the glass and says...

"Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."