What they say... "Can I get a glass of white zinfindel." (male)
What they mean... I'm gay.

What they say... "Can I get a glass of white zinfindel." (female)
What they mean... I'm easy.

What they say... "Can I have a white Russian?" (male)
What they mean... I'm really gay.

What they say... "Can I have a white Russian?" (female)
What they mean... I'm really easy.

What they say... "You go ahead, I'll catch a cab."
What they mean... I already lined up a ride home with your "ex".

What they say... "That person looks really familiar."
What they mean... Did I sleep with him/her?

What they say... "Can I just get a glass of water?" (female)
What they mean... I'm annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.

What they say... "Can I just get a glass of water?" (male)
What they mean... It's 6:00 am and I just stopped drinking an hour ago. Hell, I probably dropped half of my paycheck in here last night, it's the least you can do for me.

What they say... "Do you have any Wild Turkey?"
What they mean... I want to make my friend really sick so we can all laugh at him in the morning.

What they say... "I don't have my ID on me." (female)
What they mean... I'm only 19, please don't let that stop me from getting in.

What they say... "I don't have my ID on me." (male)
What they mean... I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here.

What they say... "Excuse Me." (male to male)
What they mean... Get the fuck out of the way.

What they say... "Excuse Me." (male to female)
What they mean... I'm going to grope you now.

What they say... "Excuse Me." (female to male)
What they mean... Don't even think about groping me, just get the fuck out of the way.

What they say... "Excuse Me." (female to female)
What they mean... Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho...Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.